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| Beat It With Your Fist
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| Canard Du Jour
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| Pinocchio's Furniture
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| Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
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| Stucco Homes
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| Why Johnny Can't Read
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| Drowning Witch
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| I Come From Nowhere
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| No Not Now
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| Teen-Age Prostitute
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| Valley Girl
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| Heavy Duty Judy
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| Hog Heaven
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| Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
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| Soup 'N Old Clothes
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| Treacherous Cretins
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| While You Were Out
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| Canarsie
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| Gee, I Like Your Pants
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| Pink Napkins
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| Ship Ahoy
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| The Deathless Horsie
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| Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
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| Luigi & The Wise Guys
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| SEX
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| Stick Together
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| The Dangerous Kitchen
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| The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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| The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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| The Radio Is Broken
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| Cocaine Decisions
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| A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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| Centerville
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| Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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| Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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| Dew On The Newts We Got
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| Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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| Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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| I'm Stealing The Towels
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| Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
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| Magic Fingers
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| Mystery Roach
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| Penis Dimension
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| Redneck Eats
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| Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
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| She Painted Up Her Face
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| Shove It Right In
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| Strictly Genteel
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| The Finale
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| The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
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| The Girl's Dream
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| The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
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| The Sealed Tuna Bolero
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| This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
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| This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
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| Tuna Fish Promenade
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| What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
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| Would You Like A Snack?
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| America Drinks
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| America Drinks & Goes Home
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| Amnesia Vivace
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| Big Leg Emma
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| Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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| Call Any Vegetable
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| Plastic People
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| Soft-Sell Conclusion
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| Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
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| Status Back Baby
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| The Duke Of Prunes
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| The Duke Regains His Chops
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| Uncle Bernie's Farm
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| Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
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| Progress?
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| Prologue
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| The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
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| Agency Man
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| Harry, You're A Beast
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| Help, I'm A Rock
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| Holding The Group Back
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| Holiday In Berlin
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| Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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| Pound For A Brown
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| Sleeping In A Jar
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| The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
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| The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
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| Undaunted, The Band Plays On
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| Nanook Rubs It
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| St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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| Stink-Foot
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| Uncle Remus
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| Excentrifugal Forz
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| Father O'Blivion
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| Cosmik Debris
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| Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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| Debra Kadabra
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| Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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| Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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| Muffin Man
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| Man With The Woman Head
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| Advance Romance
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| Cucamonga
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| 200 Years Old
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| Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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| Any Kind Of Pain
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| Bacon Fat
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| Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
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| Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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| Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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| Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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| Jezebel Boy
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| Murder By Numbers
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| Outside Now
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| Planet Of The Baritone Women
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| Promiscuous
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| Rhymin' Man
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| Stolen Moments
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| The Untouchables
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| What Kind Of Girl?
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| When The Lie's So Big
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| Why Don't You Like Me?
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| WPLJ
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| The Little House I Used To Live In
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| Valarie
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| Road Ladies
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| The Nancy & Mary Music
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| Sharleena
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| Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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| Would You Go All The Way?
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| Tell Me You Love Me
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| A Different Octave
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| A Kayak (On Snow)
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| A Tunnel Into Muck
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| A Very Nice Body
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| Attack! Attack! Attack!
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| Buffalo Voice
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| Cold Light Generation
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| Dark Water!
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| Dio Fa
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| Flowing Inside-Out
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| Gross Man
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| Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
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| Hot & Putrid
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| How The Pigs' Music Works
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| I Had A Dream About That
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| I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
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| N-Lite
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| Oh-Umm
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| Put A Little Motor In 'Em
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| Religious Superstition
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| Saliva Can Only Take So Much
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| Someplace Else Right Now
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| That Would Be The End Of That
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| The Pigs' Music
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| They Made Me Eat It
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| This Ain't CNN
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| This Is All Wrong
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| This Is Phaze III
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| Why Not?
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| You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
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| Cheap Thrills
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| Love Of My Life
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| Stuff Up The Cracks
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| Anyway The Wind Blows
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| No. No. No.
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| Fountain Of Love
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| You Didn't Try To Call Me
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| Later That Night
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| Anything
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| Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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| I'm Not Satisfied
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| Deseri
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| How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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| 9/8 Objects
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| Library Card
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| Master Ringo
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| Naked City
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| Nap Time
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| Roland's Big Event / Strat Vindaloo
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| T'Mershi Duween
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| Wonderful Tattoo!
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| Little House I Used To Live In
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| The Mud Shark
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| What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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| Bwana Dik
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| Latex Solar Beef
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| Tears Began To Fall
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| Lonesome Electric Turkey
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| Willie The Pimp Part One
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| Do You Like My New Car?
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| Happy Together
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| I Don't Even Care
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| Porn Wars
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| What's New In Baltimore?
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| Yo Cats
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| Alien Orifice
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| We're Turning Again
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| How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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| Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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| I Ain't Got No Heart
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| I'm Not Satisfied
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| It Can't Happen Here
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| Motherly Love
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| The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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| Trouble Every Day
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| Who Are The Brain Police?
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| Wowie Zowie
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| You Didn't Try To Call Me
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| You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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| Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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| I Ain't Got No Heart
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| Who Are The Brain Police?
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| Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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| Motherly Love
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| How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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| Wowie Zowie
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| You Didn't Try To Call Me
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| The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
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| It Can't Happen Here
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| Help, I'm A Rock
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| Trouble Every Day
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| You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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| I'm Not Satisfied
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| Anyway The Wind Blows
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| Advance Romance
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| Black Napkins
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| Camarillo Brillo
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| Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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| Dinah-Moe Humm
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| Dirty Love
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| Find Her Finer
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| Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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| How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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| I Ain't Got No Heart
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| I'm Not Satisfied
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| Kaiser Rolls
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| Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
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| Keep It Greasy
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| Lonely Little Girl
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| Muffin Man
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| Stink-Foot
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| Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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| The Illinois Enema Bandit
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| The Poodle Lecture
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| The Torture Never Stops
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| What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
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| Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
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| Once Again, Without The Net
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| Republicans
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| That's Not Really Reggae
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| Watermelon In Easter Hay
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| When No One Was No One
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| The Gumbo Variations
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| Willie The Pimp
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| Massaggio Galore
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| A Little Green Rosetta
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| A Token Of My Extreme
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| Catholic Girls
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| Crew Slut
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| Dong Work For Yuda
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| Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
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| He Used To Cut The Grass
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| Joe's Garage
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| Keep It Greasey
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| Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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| On The Bus
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| Outside Now
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| Packard Goose
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| Scrutinizer Postlude
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| Stick It Out
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| Sy Borg
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| The Central Scrutinizer
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| Watermelon In Easter Hay
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| Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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| The Central Scrutinizer
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| A Little Green Rosetta
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| Watermelon In Easter Hay
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| Packard Goose
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| He Used To Cut The Grass
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| Outside Now
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| Keep It Greasey
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| Dong Work For Yuda
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| Sy Borg
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| Catholic Girls
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| Stick It Out
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| Scrutinizer Postlude
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| A Token Of My Extreme
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| Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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| Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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| On The Bus
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| Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
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| Crew Slut
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| Joe's Garage
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| Billy The Mountain
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| Call Any Vegetable
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| Dog Breath
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| Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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| Magdalena
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| Billy The Mountain
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| Dog Breath
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| Magdalena
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| Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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| Call Any Vegetable
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| A Vicious Circle
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| Almost Chinese
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| Amen
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| At The Gas Station
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| Bit Of Nostalgia
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| Bored Out 90 Over
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| Drums Are Too Noisy
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| Envelops The Bath Tub
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| I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
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| It's From Kansas
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| Just One More Time
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| Kangaroos
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| Switching Girls
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| Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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| The Way I See It, Barry
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| Very Distraughtening
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| White Ugliness
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| Kangaroos
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| Drums Are Too Noisy
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| Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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| Envelops The Bath Tub
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| Just One More Time
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| Amen
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| White Ugliness
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| Very Distraughtening
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| I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
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| At The Gas Station
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| Switching Girls
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| Almost Chinese
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| Bored Out 90 Over
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| It's From Kansas
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| Bit Of Nostalgia
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| Oh No
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| The Way I See It, Barry
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| Andy
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| Can't Afford No Shoes
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| Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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| Florentine Pogen
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| Inca Roads
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| Po-Jama People
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| San Ber'dino
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| Sofa No. 2
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| Inca Roads
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| Can't Afford No Shoes
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| Po-Jama People
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| Florentine Pogen
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| Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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| San Ber'dino
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| Andy
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| Sofa No. 2
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| Strictly Genteel
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| Strictly Genteel
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| Bogus Pomp
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| 50/50
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| Camarillo Brillo
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| Dinah-Moe Humm
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| Dirty Love
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| I'm The Slime
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| Montana
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| Zomby Woof
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| Camarillo Brillo
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| Montana
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| Dinah-Moe Humm
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| Zomby Woof
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| 50/50
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| Dirty Love
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| I'm The Slime
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| A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
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| A Typical Sound Check
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| Beer Shampoo
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| Billy The Mountain
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| Botulism On The Hoof
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| Champagne Lecture
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| Childish Perversions
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| Concentration Moon, Part One
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| Concentration Moon, Part Two
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| Cruising For Burgers
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| Diptheria Blues
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| Divan
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| Don't Eat There
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| Don't Take Me Down
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| Getting Stewed
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| Here Comes The Gear, Lads
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| I'm Doomed
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| Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
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| It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
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| Penis Dimension
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| Mom & Dad
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| Playground Psychotics
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| Say Please
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| Scum Bag
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| Sharleena
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| Sleeping In A Jar
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| Status Back Baby
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| Super Grease
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| The Dressing Room
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| The Living Garbage Truck
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| The Motel Lobby
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| The Motel Room
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| The Mud Shark Interview
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| The Sanzini Brothers
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| The Spew King
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| There's No Lust In Jazz
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| This Is Neat
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| Well
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| Wonderful Wino
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| You Got Your Armies
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| You There, With The Hard On!
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| Zanti Serenade
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| A Bunch Of Adventures
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| A Great Guy
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| A Version Of Himself
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| Bad Acting
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| Going For The Money
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| He's Right
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| He's Watching Us
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| I Could Be A Star Now
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| If You're Not A Professional Actor
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| Jeff Quits
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| Martin Lickert's Story
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| The London Cab Tape
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| The Worst Reviews
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| Beat It With Your Fist
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| Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
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| Pinocchio's Furniture
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| Stucco Homes
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| Why Johnny Can't Read
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| Canard Du Jour
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| Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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| Cheepnis
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| Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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| Dummy Up
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| Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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| More Trouble Every Day
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| Penguin In Bondage
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| Pygmy Twylyte
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| Son Of Orange County
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| Village Of The Sun
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| Penguin In Bondage
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| Pygmy Twylyte
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| Dummy Up
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| Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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| More Trouble Every Day
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| Son Of Orange County
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| Cheepnis
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| Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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| Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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| Village Of The Sun
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| Baby Snakes
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| Bobby Brown Goes Down
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| Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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| City Of Tiny Lites
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| Dancin' Fool
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| Flakes
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| I Have Been In You
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| I'm So Cute
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| Jewish Princess
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| Jones Crusher
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| Rat Tomago
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| Rubber Shirt
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| The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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| Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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| Wait A Minute
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| What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
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| Wild Love
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| Yo' Mama
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| I Have Been In You
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| Flakes
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| I'm So Cute
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| Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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| Jones Crusher
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| Yo' Mama
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| Wild Love
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| Jewish Princess
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| Dancin' Fool
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| City Of Tiny Lites
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| Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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| Baby Snakes
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| Bobby Brown Goes Down
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| Wait A Minute
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| What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
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| No Not Now
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| Valley Girl
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| Teen-Age Prostitute
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| Drowning Witch
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| I Come From Nowhere
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| Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
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| Gee, I Like Your Pants
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| Canarsie
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| The Deathless Horsie
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| Ship Ahoy
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| Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More
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| Pink Napkins
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| Soup 'N Old Clothes
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| Heavy Duty Judy
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| Treacherous Cretins
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| While You Were Out
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| Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
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| Hog Heaven
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| Flambay
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| Sleep Dirt
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| Spider Of Destiny
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| The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
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| Time Is Money
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| The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
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| Flambay
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| Time Is Money
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| Sleep Dirt
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| Spider Of Destiny
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| Lemme Take You To The Beach
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| The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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| The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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| Lemme Take You To The Beach
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| For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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| The Grand Wazoo
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| Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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| Alley Cat
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| Anyway The Wind Blows
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| Charva
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| Cops & Buns
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| Fountain Of Love
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| Handsome Cabin Boy
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| I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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| I'm A Band Leader
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| Inca Roads
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| Kenny's Booger Story
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| Kung Fu
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| Lil' Clanton Shuffle
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| Lost In A Whirlpool
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| Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
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| Ronnie Sings?
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| Ronnie's Booger Story
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| Run Home Cues, #2
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| Run Home Cues, #3
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| Run Home Slow Theme
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| Sharleena
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| Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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| The Big Squeeze
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| The Blackouts
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| The Dick Kunc Story
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| Tiger Roach
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| Wedding Dress Song
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| Wonderful Wino
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| Cocaine Decisions
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| Luigi & The Wise Guys
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| The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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| Stick Together
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| The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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| The Dangerous Kitchen
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| The Radio Is Broken
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| SEX
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| Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
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| Intro
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| Pound For A Brown
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| Welcome To The United States
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| Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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| Be In My Video
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| Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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| In France
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| Planet Of My Dreams
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| Sharleena
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| Stevie's Spanking
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| Them Or Us
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| Truck Driver Divorce
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| Whippin' Post
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| Ya Hozna
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| The Closer You Are
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| Whippin' Post
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| Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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| Them Or Us
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| Be In My Video
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| Planet Of My Dreams
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| Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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| Stevie's Spanking
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| Truck Driver Divorce
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| Sharleena
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| Ya Hozna
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| In France
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| The Closer You Are
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| Artificial Rhonda
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| Briefcase Boogie
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| Brown Moses
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| Clowns On Velvet
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| Drop Dead
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| Galoot Up-Date
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| Harry & Rhonda
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| Harry-As-A-Boy
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| He's So Gay
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| Mudd Club
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| No Not Now
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| Prologue
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| That Evil Prince
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| The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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| The Crab-Grass Baby
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| The Mammy Nuns
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| The Massive Improve'lence
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| The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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| The White Boy Troubles
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| Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
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| Won Ton On
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| You Are What You Is
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| Prologue
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| The Mammy Nuns
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| Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
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| Drop Dead
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| Won Ton On
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| Brown Moses
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| Briefcase Boogie
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| No Not Now
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| The White Boy Troubles
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| The Crab-Grass Baby
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| Artificial Rhonda
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| The Massive Improve'lence
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| He's So Gay
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| Harry-As-A-Boy
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| Clowns On Velvet
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| The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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| Mudd Club
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| You Are What You Is
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| That Evil Prince
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| The 'Torchum' Never Stops
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| Galoot Up-Date
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| Harry & Rhonda
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| Bamboozled By Love
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| Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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| Dance Contest
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| Easy Meat
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| Fine Girl
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| For The Young Sophisticate
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| I Ain't Got No Heart
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| Love Of My Life
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| Panty Rap
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| Peaches III
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| Pick Me, I'm Clean
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| Tell Me You Love Me
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| The Blue Light
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| Tinsel Town Rebellion
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